(Start guitar)
Hey boys and girls, it's Stinky Whizzleteeth.
This is a song about a dog.
NO! This is a song about being happy.
It's the happy happy joy joy song!
CHORUS:
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy,
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy,
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy,
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
I don't think you're happy enough.
I'll teach you to be happy!
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
CHORUS REPEATS
If'n you ain't the grandaddy of all liars...
I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me!
Why didn't you believe me?!?
The little creatures of nature--They don't know they're ugly.
CHORUS REPEATS, FINAL LINE:
Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
Enough of that. Lets go home.